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Zombies in Miami? Naked Man Killed by Police After "Eating the Face Off" His Victim





Updated May 29, 2012: New Details to Miami Zombie Story

It happened on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp Saturday, May 26th, near The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard, and here's their report:

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away. Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area. The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries. Their identities were not released.

The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

In a text message, Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer who fired the fatal shots was “a hero.” "Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’" he said.

Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police’s Homicide Unit, said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous. “There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced. Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

Zombie? Crazed cannibal? Or just more victims of Miami's never-ending love affair with cocaine? You decide! Check out a surveillance video from the Miami Herald building below which shows the entire incident unfold. Keep your eyes on the bottom left of the screen. Stay with it as the camera eventually zooms in.

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Source: The Miami Herald

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Terminal's picture

We got a twitcher.


Submitted by Terminal on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 5:44am.
Vanvance1's picture

Y'all get yer guns! It's finally happening, the zombie apocalpyse we all knew was coming! It's like Y2K and the swine flu pandemic! Civilization is about to collapse... thank the gods we have the modern media to keep us alert!

In other news gay marriage polls suggest everyone wants gay marriage but oddly when the subject is voted on there are different results.

Could it be the modern media are largely a bunch of sensationalistic liberal liars? Magic 8 ball says 'yes'.


Submitted by Vanvance1 on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 6:30pm.

I'd say that takes the cake for being one of the most fucked up stories I've heard in years. It'd be even more fucked up if the naked dude looked like Pacino.


Submitted by LSD Zombie on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 3:10pm.

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