Neatorama Finds Even More Practical Uses for the Dead
Call us crazy, but when our loved ones pass on, it just doesn't seem practical to bury them. Especially when they're just going to crawl out of their maggot tombs to shamble across the Earth looking for fresh meat to eat. Good thing for us the lovable loonies at Neatorama have some ideas to make the walkers functioning members of society once again.
Check out the two new products in their official Dead Line below. First up is the Zombie Bottle Opener. Why not pop a cold one with a cold one? Makes sense to us! Next, never lose your keys again with the Zombie Mount Rushmore - Letter and Key Holder. Who could you possibly trust with the keys to your castle more than these beloved figures?
Head on over to the official Neatoshop for more!
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