What If Jurassic Park Was Listed on Business Review Site Yelp?

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What If Jurassic Park Was Listed on Business Review Site Yelp?If the Jurassic Park franchise has taught us anything, it’s that the idea of a dinosaur-filled amusement park is a much better one on paper than it is in reality. Death and destruction are not exactly what parents are after when they take their kids to theme parks…

So as you might imagine, the reviews for such a place wouldn’t exactly be raving.

In this hilarious image we spotted over on the website Mandatory, someone imagined a world wherein Jurassic Park is a real place and is listed on business review site Yelp.

What would visitors have to say about their experience after returning home? Well, let’s just say that the folks who return home are the lucky ones!

The Jurassic Park franchise continues with Jurassic World, set to hit theaters June 12, 2015. Colin Trevorrow (Safety Not Guaranteed) penned the script with Derek Connolly and directs. Steven Spielberg, Frank Marshall, and Pat Crowley produce.

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