NOT SAFE FOR WORK: Top 13 WTF Moments in Horror
Steve Barton
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Cock Bite Revenge – The Last House on the Left (1972)
Your daughter, Mari, is dead. Through a crazy serious of events, you find out that the people who murdered her are in your house, staying there as guests. They appeared as weary travelers who fell upon hard times on the road and needed a place to stay for the night (yeah, stuff like that really went on in the 70’s). What would you do? As the truth became clear to Dr. and Estelle Collingwood in The Last House on the Left, they decided they must take revenge for what befell their daughter. And shortly before Dr. Collingwood is engaged in a battle to the death with the infamous Krug in the living room, Estelle has a plan of her own for Krug’s associate, Weasel. She lures Weasel outside under the false pretenses of some hot sex, but during the obligatory blowjob, Estelle chomps down and bites Weasel’s dick off. Yeouch!
Tree Rape – The Evil Dead (1981)
Ellen Sandweiss played Cheryl, the original deadite in The Evil Dead. And how did she become possessed by those pesky demons? After hearing some strange noises and wandering out into the woods alone, Cheryl is raped by a demonic tree. That’s right; for those who have never seen The Evil Dead (and for shame if this is you!), then you certainly remember this OMG moment as Cheryl is restrained by the roots, stripped, and her legs spread apart as she is violated by a tree that makes the scary apple throwing trees from The Wizard of Oz seem like a walk in the park. These trees from The Evil Dead are no joke!
