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Religious Quack Pat Robertson Warns that Horror Movies Give Demons Permission to Destroy Your Life

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Religious Quack Pat Robertson Warns that Horror Movies Give Demons Permission to Destroy Your LifeHe opposes gay marriage. He refers to non-Christians as “termites.” And now controversial televangelist Pat Robertson warns that horror movies can, and will, destroy your life.

It all began when a viewer of Robertson’s show “The 700 Club: wrote in, wondering if recent exposure to a horror film was perhaps to blame for a car accident she got in while on her way home from church.

I was watching a horror movie the other day [on] the recommendation of others,” the viewer wrote. “It was rather strange and awfully macabre. And then this past Sunday, I got into an accident leaving church.”

Did watching that movie cause a curse — or the Lord’s protection to be lifted from me?” she asked. “Did I grieve the Holy Spirit by watching this series?

Silly, right? Well, Robertson doesn’t think so. After assuring the woman that he was pretty confident that a movie wasn’t to blame for that particular accident, he went on to say that it’s entirely possible for horror films to allow demons to enter your soul and that we should all be careful of the entertainment we choose to ingest.

A few years ago I heard about a teenage girl who was demon possessed, and people began to deal with the demon and try to cast it out,” he recalled. “And you know what the demon said? ‘I had permission.’ And the permission was granted when this child had gone to some double-X-rated movie, or whatever it was, and had allowed this thing to come into her.

I know this sounds kind of otherworldly, but that’s the way it is,” he continued. “So, could it have happened to you? Yes. I don’t think it did, but [it] could have.

Check out the full segment below, which is guaranteed to make your blood boil!

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  • MonsterMash

    Lol. Your stupidity is unparalleled, sir! In all seriousness, the movie was probably a platinum dunes movie. I’d crash my car, too.

    • aliensharkboy

      LOL

  • GODFLESH69

    What has me dumb founded is there are people in our society that actually buy into this nonsense. There’s alot of these fake prophets out there that have legions of Sheep listening to their loony ideas & beliefs . If a hell does exist there should be a spot reserved for fools like him.

  • James Coker

    oh that nutty Pat Robertson, what will he say next

    • un_DOA

      He’ll probably tell some woman who is looking for his advice about her cheating husband, that it’s her fault that her husband cheats on her.

      Oh wait! He already said that! LOL!

  • frank_dracman

    Come on, guys. This is news? Everyone on earth knows this guy is crazy or follows his insanity. It doesn’t make my blood boil or upset me in the slightest. Pat Robertson said something stupid. In other news, Lindsey Lohan is still a drug-snorting slut.

    • Uncle Creepy

      Sorry dude… any time we get to take a swing at anyone talking shit about horror, especially a public figure… we’re gonna take it. Plus it was an opportunity to throw up a pic of Robertson accidentally throwing up devil horns while sporting his murder face. Who could resist?

      • MonsterMash

        Take it. They wanna talk shit about us, call ’em on it. Ignorance should not be allowed to run rampant. Give em an inch- they take a mile. all that shit.

      • frank_dracman

        OK, I admit the devil horns were pretty great.

        • Uncle Creepy

          LOL see? Sometimes we all need to just collectively tell the rest of the world… FUCK YOU!

          • ShadowGryphon

            +1 internets to you sir!
            Also, are you sure he’s not just holding back a fart?

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