JWOWW Gearing Up for a Jersey Shore Massacre

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Ever flip through the channels, come across an episode of “The Jersey Shore,” and say to yourself, “Man, how I wish some lunatic would show up and just decimate all of these people”? Yep, we’re right there with ya, and hopefully our wish is about to come true.

From the Press Release
Jenni Farley, best known as “JWOWW” from the MTV hit series “Jersey Shore,” has signed on to executive produce the horror comedy JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE. The film stars Danielle Dallacco, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot, and Ron Jeremy.

Spy Global Media will release JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE, written and directed by Paul Tarnopol, in theaters and on VOD in June 2014.

JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE explores a day in the life of Teresa (Danielle Dallacco) and her girlfriends when they leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore. The girls hook up with five fist-pumping delinquents who find themselves thrown out from a seaside bar for inciting a dance floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group winds up at Teresa’s Uncle Vito’s hideaway in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. What was supposed to be a night of debauchery soon turns into a bloodbath when the group members become unsuspecting targets of a mentally deranged killer. One by one, the body count rises at the hands of a butcher who has much more than just an axe to grind.

“I’m so excited for the release of JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE,” said JWOWW. “It’s what all the fans of ‘Jersey Shore’ need in their life! From GTL, grenades, and the crazy shore life, this insane horror comedy movie will not disappoint!”

“Since receiving a great audience response to a rough cut of JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE last October, we have been very excited for the film’s release,” said Paul Tarnopol. “The addition of JWOWW with her millions of fans to our team is absolutely fantastic. ‘Jersey Shore’ was in over 40 markets around the world, and JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE will soon be available to all of those markets.”

As CEO of JWOWW Productions, JWOWW develops scripted and non-scripted projects for film and television. She can currently be seen in the hit MTV spin-off “Snooki & JWOWW” and is a series regular on The OnLine Network’s classic drama series “One Life to Live.” JWOWW is a bestselling author who has helped launch several successful brands, including serving as spokesperson for her popular tanning lotion line for Australian Gold.

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