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Happy Friday the 13th - The Many Guises of Jason Voorhees





Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
And then there’s this movie. Which seems to have been made by Freddy people without any regard for Friday the 13th fans. Jason lumbers around without any sense of menace, most of the kills are unimaginable and then there’s this:

The Many Guises of Jason Voorhees (click for larger image)

Since we don’t actually see his face this time (just his mouth), it’s hard to tell exactly what he looked like. But again, the battle damage is absent from the mask (and Jason sports two eyes beneath that mask – gah!), and somebody explain to me when Jason decided to put a jacket on over his shirt? Do zombies get cold?




Friday the 13th (2008)
Sure, this is a “remake”, but it plays a lot like a sequel. And for everything that’s wrong with it (I hated this film), Jason looks pretty decent when he’s wearing that mask. Sadly, the brain trust at Platinum Dunes failed to deliver fans a proper unmasking sequence (odd, considering they claimed to “really study” the first four films before making this). But this is floating around out there:

The Many Guises of Jason Voorhees (click for larger image)

Kind of a decent updating of his look from way back in part 2. The gimp eye, malformed skull, straggly hair and disgusting teeth all gel in a way that makes me wish the filmmakers had put some effort into making the movie any good. A damn shame

Twelve movies. Twelve looks. Some great, most good, some terrible. Which are you favorites, and why?

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aliensharkboy's picture

I'm not a big fan of Jason, although I did enjoy part 6, 7 and of course FvJ, My favorite jason was in part 7 and I thought in FvJ jason was quite cool, though thinking of it, take away freddy from FvJ and it would be a boring slasher flick... just my opinion.


Submitted by aliensharkboy on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:12pm.
The Unknown Murderer's picture

Part 7 features my favorite mongolard, although 6 and 4 are my fave installments. And Jason X is great.

The makeup from the remake...gah! WHAT the HELL?!? Why is his head so...mutated and wide? IF they'd unmasked him for this piece of crap, there would have been at least one scary moment in the entire runtime.

And my theory about the regeneration thing involves the book of the dead from part 9 and Mrs. Voorhees spirit of vengeance unleashed when Alice chopped her head off. But that's just me. It makes me see past the inconsistencies between films.

I Heart Jason.


Submitted by The Unknown Murderer on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 1:51am.

I would rank the looks of Jason as follows:
Final Chapter
Part 3
Part 7
Part 6
And everything else that I don't care for.

Muppet Jason in Part 8 is without a doubt the worst design in the entire series. He even sounded like Kermit when he screamed out in pain. The hock looked badass in that one though.


Submitted by LSD Zombie on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 9:29pm.
James Coker's picture

Love the Article. My Fave looks for Jason have always been part 3(creepy grinning mongoloid look) Part 6 (fulci Zombie Look) and part 9 (nightmarishly "melty" loook). and Im with you on the fact that I like the part 6 Zombie Jason better then the part 7 Zombie Jason, Sorry guys :/

and just for the record my Favorite of the Friday Sequels is always a Tie between Part 4 Final Chapter and Part 6 Jason Lives, theres sooo much good stuff in both of those films that I just can't decide which one is better :)


Submitted by James Coker on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 7:28pm.
moderator Remake Jason looks like he
Steve Barton's picture

Remake Jason looks like he has a pearl onion glued to his face.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 5:05pm.
Vanvance1's picture

Great article!

I'll cast my vote for the awesome makeup and design of Jason in part 7. However as movies go Jason X and Freddy vs. Jason both rank far above all the others for pure entertainment value.


Submitted by Vanvance1 on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 4:07pm.
moderator I fucking LOVE Jason X. It
Steve Barton's picture

I fucking LOVE Jason X. It gets such a bum rap!


Submitted by Steve Barton on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 7:57pm.
BoyWonder513's picture

I remember when I first saw the trailers for Jason X and I thought I was dreaming, because I had been waiting for a new Friday flick and had never seen one in theaters. It was good to see Hodder don the mask one last time and UberJason was just badass enough to give the 'Jason in Space' concept some weight.


Submitted by BoyWonder513 on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:06am.
BoyWonder513's picture

Wow, talk about a giant snub for Jason 7, which is, without question, the best Jason make-up of all of the films. Not even a nod to the fact that it marks Kane Hodder's first appearance as Jason, adding so much more to the character than merely make-up. Fantastic article otherwise, but I just can't help but be disappointed with the two lines spit out for Jason 7.


Submitted by BoyWonder513 on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 12:31pm.
moderator Well since I get grilled for
Steve Barton's picture

Well since I get grilled for everything just short of being blamed for famine, AIDS, rap and country music ... Yes! Yes, Matt ... Why the short write up for seven?

I fuck you back!


Submitted by Steve Barton on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 7:56pm.
Matt Serafini's picture

I'm not really sure.

In hindsight I suppose I should've mentioned Kane's performance, as stated.

It was an oversight on my part, but I have no real reason for doing so.


Submitted by Matt Serafini on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:33pm.
BoyWonder513's picture

It's cool, just remember that if it happens again I fuck you back!


Submitted by BoyWonder513 on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 5:17pm.
MagusMaleficus's picture

If you need an explanation for the missing wounds and returned left eye in Jason X, I guess you could go with the regenerative tissue thing Cronenberg's character mentions early in the film (just before he gets snuffed).


Submitted by MagusMaleficus on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 11:52am.
moderator I just had an epiphany.
Steve Barton's picture

I just had an epiphany. Technically speaking, Freddy vs. Jason, is a direct sequel to Jason Goes to Hell, as that's where Freddy Delivers him from. Right or am I just musing?


Submitted by Steve Barton on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 1:55am.
Shambling_in_Bandages's picture

It's taken you how many years to figure that one out, Uncle C.?! Blimey. :p


Submitted by Shambling_in_Ba... on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 7:48am.
moderator I'm still kind of blocking
Steve Barton's picture

I'm still kind of blocking FVJ. I'm not too keen on anything in that movie except for the fight scenes.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 5:04pm.
Rottenjesus's picture

Dude, after you've suffered through two horrible remakes that didn't even get the respective monsters right. FvsJ is like a breath of fresh air. It's miles better than the utter fucking shit Platinum Dunes squeezed out from between their uninspired, flabby buttcheeks.

It's more enjoyable to watch than sitting through the crapfest of AvP and AvP 2: DARKNESS FALLS combined.


Submitted by Rottenjesus on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:53am.
BoyWonder513's picture

I can't really say anything in defense of the Jason parts, everything other than the Bed kill is just kind of boring. But at least they gave Englund one last hoorah as Freddy before handing the franchise to Platinum Fucking Dunes.


Submitted by BoyWonder513 on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:10am.
Genrewriter's picture

I think that's fairly spot-on, actually.


Submitted by Genrewriter on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 3:23am.
Rottenjesus's picture

I think you're right there. The connection is played up even more in the comic book sequel FREDDY vs JASON vs ASH. Which would've been an awesome movie for us horror fans but it would've bombed at the box office.

FvsJ is a lot of fun and I appreciate it a lot more than I did upon it's initial release.


Submitted by Rottenjesus on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:37am.
Genrewriter's picture

My faves are the looks from parts 4, 7 and 2. The one from Final Friday was cool looking but due to the nature of the plot,l we don'[t see nearly enough of it.


Submitted by Genrewriter on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 12:43am.
MonsterMash's picture

I always dug the Part 3 and Part 7 looks. They're great.


Submitted by MonsterMash on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 12:00am.
moderator The look for Part 8 with the
Steve Barton's picture

The look for Part 8 with the giant Flintstone teeth ... it's just not okay.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:57pm.
Genrewriter's picture

I'll say, I never liked that version of the makeup and now that I've been able to look at it even closer, I like it even less.


Submitted by Genrewriter on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 12:44am.

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