Jaws Reboot in the Works? Dear God No!

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Jaws Reboot in the Works? Dear God No!In what’s likely to be the most frightening news of the day, the popularity of shark-themed movies may have spurred Universal into revisiting one of the greatest fish tales of all time… Jaws. Read on for details.

The rumors have been swirling around for a while, but this latest bit may just have confirmed our fears. A casting call has gone out on Mandy seeking: “All Positions for Jaws Reboot.”

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We are seeking all crew positions for the upcoming Jaws reboot. We will need to build sets quite early; therefore, we will be hiring partially prior to the official pre-production. Please submit all job queries via flickfolks.com in the US Film Crew Section. Please leave a message there directly with the studio PM (production manager).”

Now, we don’t know how legit this is as of yet, but you gotta admit… the notion alone is pretty fucking frightening. Stay tuned.

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  • venvariants

    It IS just a matter of time, you know. This is inevitable. Within ten years, at least.

  • adamapple76

    Actually, I think this is a scam by the people at flickfolks to get people to register for their site. It’s a domain activated through godaddy.com and has only been around for… six days? Check out the WHOIS info for their site. http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/results.jsp?domain=flickfolks.com

  • LifeMi

    I’m imagining Buz sitting in a corner in the fetal position, crying and rocking himself back and forth.

  • DavidFullam

    Do I like it? No. Did I know it would happen? Yes. Hollywood has nothing left to give us now but remakes and familiar names.

  • LSD Zombie

    LOL! Poor Buz!

  • PelusaMG

    I’m sawing my leg off with a blunt knife to try and stop this pain…

  • Shambling_in_Bandages

    Just when you thought it was safe to read the horror movie news headlines.

  • frank_dracman

    Well I think we all knew this was coming. Somewhere out there Buz is flipping his shit. I, on the other hand, have thrown my hands up in defeat. You win, Hollywood. You’ve done fucked the life out of me. I’m going to bed.

  • James Coker

    (gets on knees) buz!?!? Buz!?!?…BUZ NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • MonsterMash

    Just when you thought it was… ah fuck it. Fuck this shit.

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  • Jinx

    Oh, shit! Somebody go check on Buz!!!

    • Uncle Creepy

      We are trying he’s currently MISSING!

      • aliensharkboy

        This is all too worrying.