Stop blaming the dog for your bad gas; blame demons! I thought I’d heard everything in the “I’ll sue you” dept., but El Jefe-in-Charge of Dread Central (he makes me call him that, really) sent this article about a man suing the Orthodox Church for not performing a proper exorcism.
The Daily Mail reports Romanian lawyer (well, of course!!) Madalin Ciculescu believes five Orthodox priests didn’t drive out the, er, bean-filled demons from his house. He told the court via deposition: “If they (the accused) represent the way of God, then God’s ways are crooked. They did not remove the demons that made these bad smells as they promised to do.”
The primary witness, the lawyer’s mother, confirmed the horrible smells around the house. The article goes on to report that the Romanian High Court ruled against Ciculescu and ordered him to pay court costs. In fine, lawyer-like fashion, the Romanian man vowed to take his case to the European Court of Human Rights.
*Head in hands*
Some guys will go to ANY length to deny the old proverb: He who smelt it, dealt it.
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