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Evil Has Many Nipples in Rob Zombie's The Lords of Salem





And the award for strangest headline of the week goes to ... Yeah, it's a winner, but once you see this latest sliver of behind-the-scenes goodness from Rob Zombie's The Lords of Salem, you'll realize there was just no other way to put it!

"What the fuck is Wayne Toth working on now? More nasty business for Lords. And to answer your questions... YES! There will be a lot of tits in the film as seen in the pics below," said Zombie on his blog.

Jason Blum, Steven Schneider, and Oren Peli of Haunted Pictures will be producing as well as Zombie regulars Andy Gould and Brian Kavanaugh-Jones. More as it comes.

Synopsis
Heidi, a blonde rock chick, DJs at a local radio station and, together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster), forms part of the "Big H Radio Team".

A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, "a gift from the Lords". She assumes it's a rock band on a mission to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords' record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma.

Later Whitey plays the Lords' record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with listeners.

The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H Team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon Heidi and her cohorts find that the gig is far from the rock spectacle they're expecting: The original Lords of Salem are returning, and they're out for BLOOD.

Evil Has Many Nipples in Rob Zombie's The Lords of Salem

Evil Has Many Nipples in Rob Zombie's The Lords of Salem

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kiddcapone's picture

Every single uninspired thought Rob Zombie has comes directly from the 1975-1985 era of filmmaking (with excessive unnecessary vulgarity added in).

Rob Zombie doesn't realize Rob Zombie is a fictional character. Hello Rob, you're ROBERT CUMMINGS. You're no more a "zombie" than the Undertaker is "undead". So stop trying to be SHOCKING and OUTRAGEOUS with everything you do because that's your schtick and you believe anything less is cheating your fans.

Try writing and directing things that are not geared towards fitting in with your gimmick first and quality second. Scale it back and do something simple and effective, not over-the-top just because your stage persona is over-the-top.


Submitted by kiddcapone on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 6:17pm.
MagusMaleficus's picture

I was excited to hear he was working on something original, but that plot synopsis... The more I read it, the dumber it sounds.


Submitted by MagusMaleficus on Wed, 06/01/2011 - 1:32pm.

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