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Listen Up, Trick! Black Devil Doll is Hittin' VHS in the Most Righteous Way Possible!Listen up, foo’! Jonathan Lewis’ Black Devil Doll is on its way to VHS (yes, VHS) in a badass NOT SAFE FOR WORK collector’s edition and we’ve got the early word and a look at the goods included. You’ve been warned.

As Per Cult Movie Mania
Oh, boy. Brace yourself. What follows will either shock you, offend you, or completely delight you. Here goes…

As you probably already know, we like our movies ridiculous around here. It’s part of what makes us cult movie fans. So, you shouldn’t be too surprised to hear that our next Cult Movie Mania exclusive collectible is very ridiculous. Like, off the charts, over the edge, beyond the realms of taste and sanity ridiculous.

Still with us? Good.

Because if that didn’t scare you off, then you’re gonna love what’s next. In association with the upstanding citizens at Rotten Cotton Cult Movie Mania proudly presents… The official, limited edition Black Devil Doll Deluxe VHS set. Click here to get it now.

There has never been a collectible VHS set like this. Ever. It’s as dangerous as the Black Devil Doll himself. No surprise, considering he helped us put it together. So, you know we didn’t hold back. First, you get the sweet VHS edition of this supremely notorious movie. It’s really the only way to watch it.

Dig the VHS features:

  • Righteous clamshell case.
  • Bruise purple cassette tape.
  • And insano afro-centric black light poster-inspired cover art by design warlock Arian Buhler.

    Plus, Mubia Abul-Jama, the Black Devil Doll himself, delivers a brand new introduction and closing to the movie. That’s right. New Black Devil Doll footage. You’ll only find it here. Salivating yet?

    Listen Up, Trick! Black Devil Doll is Hittin' VHS in the Most Righteous Way Possible!

    But, wait! There’s more, honky! You gotta look good while you watch Black Devil Doll. So, we’re including a Black Power Afro Pick. Solidarity, sucka! And you gotta feel good while you watch this mind-blowing movie. So, pick your preferred smoke and roll it up in these custom Black Devil Doll rolling papers. No, your eyes do not deceive you. Peel off a leaf and light up!

    Listen Up, Trick! Black Devil Doll is Hittin' VHS in the Most Righteous Way Possible!

    And dig the great artwork by legendary cult movie artist Stephen Romano. Now, if you need to cover up that smoke smell, we got you covered there, too. Each Black Devil Doll Deluxe VHS Set comes with a 100% genuine pussy air freshener. What a classy touch. Will yours be Caucasian? Black? Asian? Latin? You won’t know ’til it arrives in the mail.

    And we’re still not done!

    To cap it all off… we’re also including a Chick Tract-inspired comic featuring an all-new Black Devil Doll adventure. I’m not gonna lie. This may be the most offensive, depraved, perverted, blasphemous, and obscene thing I have ever read. It is thoroughly unholy.

    Listen Up, Trick! Black Devil Doll is Hittin' VHS in the Most Righteous Way Possible!

    You can thank Satan’s own personal cartoonist/illustrator/madman Lou Rusconi for that.

    Your eyes will bleed. Your guts will cramp. And your soul will shrivel. Basically, you’ll love it. How can you pass it up?

    You can’t. Click here to get it now.. This is the most outrageous VHS release ever. They don’t come any cooler than this. You’ll be thrilled every time you see this set on your tape shelf. You’ll feel great showing it off to your friends who didn’t get one. You’ll get a buzz simply knowing you could roll a fat one with actual Black Devil Doll rolling papers. And you’ll thank your lucky stars you bought this limited edition miracle while it’s still available.

    Which won’t be for long. So, pick up your jaw. Pop your eyeballs back into your skull.

    And click hereto get your Black Devil Doll Deluxe VHS Set now. PS – We’ll have some at Texas Frightmare Weekend this weekend (May 3-5) in Dallas, TX. Stop by the Rotten Cotton table.

    Click on the image below to see the entire NOT SAFE FOR WORK package!

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