Stroke Your Maypole to the Full Wicker Tree Trailer
Move over teaser! The full trailer for Robin Hardy's long awaited sequel to The Wicker Man is here and it brings all sorts of inappropriate connotations with it!
That's right, kids! Quicker than you can chant "PHALLIC SYMBOL", you can now visit the official The Wicker Tree website and dig on the gloriously atmospheric bit of video waiting for you. Or ... if you're lazy ... just watch it below and then click on the image to visit the site for the sheer principle of it all.
The Wicker Tree reunites the director with legendary actor Christopher Lee for a story "in the style of" the 1973 film. Keep in mind this is NOT a direct sequel, but it does explore similar themes.
The plot for the film centers on Beth and Steve, a gospel singer and her cowboy boyfriend, both Christian members of a no-sex-before-marriage pact they call 'the silver ring thing', who leave Texas to preach door-to-door in Scotland. When, after initial abuse, they are welcomed with joy and elation to Tressock, the border fiefdom of the sinister Lachlan Morrison, they assume their hosts want to simply hear more about Jesus. How innocent and wrong they are.
The Wicker Tree - Trailer
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