Shock Till You Drop
Well it was only a matter of time, right? Sony Screen Gems has set a release date of September 12th, 2014 for the tentatively titled Resident Evil 6. No official word yet on what role Paul W.S. Anderson will be taking but we expect him and Mila Jovovich to be back.
There are no details available at press time, plot or otherwise, but it’s a safe bet to expect Mila to be looking hot in a skin tight outfit, while bullets fly and enemies fall. There will be some gigantic monsters and some zombies thrown in for good measure. There will be loud music, explosions and lots of slow motion Matrixy scenes. Characters who have died already once (or even twice) may be back again somehow or another. Fans will be scratching their heads wondering ‘why’ and ‘when’ this madness will stop. Fans will then complain about it incessantly and then head to the theatre in droves, thereby ensuring that there will be another. Oh, and it will be in IMAX 3D with DBOX and you’ll be able to command a tiny Licker to hurl kernels of popcorn into your mouth while you watch the onscreen lunacy slack-jawed. Sound about right?
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