Watch this Vampires Suck Trailer While I Blow My Brains Out
A long time ago, when the Internet was a much newer tool and you didn't have to dig quite as hard to find some legitimately fucked up shit, I watched the infamous Budd Dwyer suicide video despite numerous cautions from friends. "You can't unsee that shit." The funny thing is that I haven't thought of that story for years ... until suffering through this particularly miserable trailer.
Yep, it's coming to us from the delightful duo of Friedberg and Seltzer, those pesky culprits behind Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans. Enjoy this little 'plot' crunch before moving on to the main attraction:
Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
According to Box Office Mojo the flick is still on track for its Wednesday(!?!) release date of August 18th.
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