The highly anticipated guaranteed box office blockbuster that nobody asked for, Scary Movie 5, has officially begun production, and we have the full casting news along with some plot details for you… whether you want it or not. Check it out!
According to Black Film, Malcolm Lee’s sequel for Dimension will star Ashley Tisdale (High School Musical), Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, and Lindsay Lohan; returning to the franchise are Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, and Molly Shannon. Despite numerous reports funnyman Kevin Hart is not included in the film, but added to the mix is comedian Roland “Lil Duval” Powell.
David Zucker is co-writing and producing Scary Movie 5 for an April 19, 2013, release.
The plot involves three dancers — one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends — who vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director. The reboot will spoof Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and 127 Hours.
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