Sample Knetter’s Delicacies!

Knetter's AssSo, whatcha doing this weekend? Don’t know yet? Well, if you’re in the Southern California area, you’d be wise to head over to Burbank for a chance to meet horror author and Dread Central’s own Joe Knetter.

The Ass Master himself will be signing his book Twisted Loneliness at Dark Delicacies this Saturday, July 15th, between 2:00 pm and 4:00 pm (PDT).

These stories are the most twisted, sick, gory, fucked up things I have ever read,” says Sid Haig in the book’s introduction, and believe you me, the Captain ain’t lying!

Be sure to grab your copy, get it signed, and–if you’re lucky–take a picture with Joe’s “sexy, sexy ass.”

Dark Delicacies is located at 4213 W. Burbank Blvd., Burbank, CA near the corner of Burbank Blvd. and Pass Ave. (Just look for Frankenstein on the sidewalk!) For more info, give them a jingle at 818-556-6660 or 1-888-DARKDEL.

Can’t make it to the signing but still want to experience Joe’s Twisted Loneliness? Check out Joe’s website or get the book from EVILSHOP!

Ah, the smell of it!

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