Vampax: All the Twilight Love You'll Ever Need in Your New Moon

Heading out to theatres to see The Twilight Saga: New Moon this weekend but experiencing that "not-so-fresh" feeling? Ever wonder how that kind of a thing can affect your sparkly little pale-faced fanger?

Well, rest easy! Through the power of modern science there's a cure-all for just about everything ... including how not to end up the main ingredient on an emotional plate of Vag Tartare!

Take notes and break out the credit cards, people. You need this now.

- Uncle Creepy

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El Regio Dude's picture

This shit is hilarious!!

"Santo llamando a Blue Demon..."

Submitted by El Regio Dude on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 10:34am.

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