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More Campers Are Left 2 Die

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Allow me to say this with as much conviction and vigor as humanly possible – SCREW CAMPING! Most of the time no good ever comes from doing that shit. Insects, deformed murderers, and wiping your ass with a handful of leaves? Nope, not for me.

Still we love when hapless nature lovers head out only to find they’re not alone in the woods. That’s just what happens in David Palmieri’s new indie flick, Left 2 Die. Cassie Daniels and Chris Todd star. Check out the goods below.

Synopsis
They say when a teenager goes in the woods, there’s always bloody murder, especially if the woman is beautiful and sexy. Based on a true story of the serial killer Freddy Palmer, this is more than an urban legend.

Freddy as a child, witnessed his parents murdered by three robbers dressed in clown masks. This crime sent him in a frenzy of revenge that would include anyone he can get his bloody axe into.

When six teenagers go on a weekend party trip of sex, beer and drugs, each one ends up with a bloody death. But when Laura, is left for dead, she goes to hell in a way she never thought would be possible, a fight for survival that would live to tell this story.

From the makers of the Camp Blood saga and Death Factory the producers of this motion picture took a risk of telling the Freddy Palmer story, a risk because he’s still out there… looking for you.

More Campers are Left 2 Die

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  • Doctor Gash

    What a bunch of babies you guys are. Camping is great…you just need the right provisions: a camper (screw tents…I can get on board with that) with water, electricity and cable. A DVD player and possibly an XBox help, as well. And don’t forget a stocked refrigerator. Don’t want to rely on a cooler…ice doesn’t last forever. Ah, nothing like roughing it.

    • The Woman In Black

      Who’s the baby exactly? What you describe isn’t camping! It’s like the time I was in the (very rustic) bathroom at some campground and this teenage girl was looking for a plug for her blow-dryer while her friend was complaining that there was no mirror for her to use to put on her makeup! LOL!

      • The Buz

        I think the Doc was being facetious.

        And camping is awesome. Tents, cooking over a fire. Not inviting women who are on their period because it may attract bears.

        I love camping.

        • The Woman In Black

          I know he was. 🙂 The Doc and I love to give each other a hard time. One of these days we should all meet up for a Dread Central camping weekend — would be too much fun!

          • Doctor Gash

            I am in! I’ll bring the DVD projector and we’ll hang up a sheet and show The Blair Witch Project on it. Unless somebody has a better suggestion for a scary camping movie (oooh, I feel a Top 10 List coming on here…hmmm)

        • Terminal

          Don’t forget hunting down the weak one of the group for sport.

      • Doctor Gash

        Okay, faux camping. 🙂 But regardless…if I saw that face from the poster above coming out of the woods I would be promptly shitting my britches! And I think we can all agree on that!

    • Uncle Creepy

      I prefer the term “Diva” actually! 😉

    • Terminal

      Camping is not fun. It’s just what poor people do for vacation.

      • The Buz

        OH COOL I WATCH TOSH.0 TOO!

        • Terminal

          No need to shout, Buz.

  • JB Demented

    Yeah I agree 100 percent. Camping sucks. You forgot to mention the Deliverance hillbillies as one of the reasons though. I think that movie was scarier than Friday The 13th. Left 2 Die looks like a FT13th ripoff, but a good one. Besides Ive watched many films that ripped off FT13th so why not?

  • Vanvance1

    I’ll 2nd screw camping. The reason we built cities is so we could move out of the caves.