Zoe Saldana Puckers Up for Machete Kills

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While it’s already been established that Machete don’t text, we can tell you one thing that he does do and that’s getting some of Hollywood’s hottest chicks to slip him la lengua. You just can’t help but be a little jealous, ya know?

In a quick interview with MovieHole, Trejo revealed that “the sequel to Machete, Machete Kills, is going to be a lot more over-the-top than Machete. We’ve got Sofia Vergara, who is a star in her own right, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, and Zoe Saldana – and guess what? I get to kiss all of ‘em.

Way to rub it in, Danny! Production begins in about three weeks.

Sofia Vergara, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Demian Bichir, Zoe Saldana, and of course Danny Trejo all star in Robert Rodriguez’s sequel which will be distributed by 20th Century Fox.

Machete Kills finds the titular ex-federale (Danny Trejo) recruited by the U.S. government to stop a terrorist named Mendez the Madman, who happens to be Mexico’s leading cartel dealer. Mel Gibson is set to co-star as Luther Voz, a cunning arms dealer and death merchant who aims to spread war across the planet by launching a missile.

Look for more soon!

Zoe Saldana Puckers Up for Machete Kills

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  • Terminal

    Damn, this cast sounds like a giant clusterfuck.

  • JB Demented

    More over the top than Machete? Dam man this is going to be brutal. Cant wait.