One of the worst slasher movies of all time (and we say that with every ounce of love imaginable) is on its way to home video in a special collector’s edition VHS. We shit you not! Read on!
From the Press Release
FRIGHTMARE VIDEO proudly announces the release of Terry Lofton’s 1986 slasher cheese-fest in a numbered, limited edition retro VHS big box!
“The best movie ever filmed in Seagoville, TX!” – Joe Bob Briggs
“No joke, this is the worst movie ever made!” – IMDB.com
A true direct-to-video release in 1986, Nail Gun Massacre now gets a retro VHS clamshell release complete with painted cover art never before available in the US! Featuring the rarely seen overseas art with a retro box designed by M. Mrakota Orsman.
Featuring an all new music video by old school death metal band Nailgun Massacre for their hit single “Nailed to the Wall”.
Originally titled Texas Nail Gun Massacre and Construction Kills, this 1986 “so bad it’s good” slasher revels in its own ineptitude. Unintentional laughs abound as a small town doctor (Rocky Patterson wearing a blue jean jacket and black muscle shirt) teams up with the local sheriff (Grizzly Adams look-a-like Ron Queen) to solve a series of disturbing murders. Our killer speaks….but his voice (or her voice, one can never tell) sounds like Darth Vader as he spouts the lamest one-liners ever committed to film. A dead body lies unnoticed on a busy main street sidewalk. A nailed victim falls dead on top of a BBQ grill….and pushes himself back up when the grill begins to fall over.
And you thought TROLL 2 was bad!
All this PLUS:
This highly collectible VHS retro release is NUMBERED and STRICTLY LIMITED to 1,000 copies! The first 25 orders will receive the rare 2004 director-released version of Nail Gun Massacre on DVD!
In addition, the official T-shirt is available at Rotten Cotton – on sale in honor of this announcement for $11.99 for a limited time!
The VHS will premiere exclusively at the Texas Frightmare Weekend in Dallas May 4-6, 2012, where the members of the cast will appear for a special screening, Q&A and autograph session. The VHS is available for pre-order NOW at the Nail Gun Massacre website.
PRE-ORDER NOW at the Nail Gun Massacre website
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