Learn Your ABC’s or Die Trying

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Attention, parents! Don’t be pussies! Bring your kids up the right way. Horror movies never hindered your growth so don’t deprive your children of the simple joys of feasting with the living dead and the sticky fun caused by a well placed spurt of arterial spray!

With the short film ABC Monsters you can expose your tiny antagonists to some of the higher points of the horror genre in less than three minutes! Use this as a learning tool! Just don’t blame us if the brood you spawn ends up going all Damien on your ass. No one told you to have, kids! It was YOUR choice! Joking, of course. Well sort of.

Anyway … hats off to French animator La Pompadou for doing a bang up, if not slightly questionable at times, job putting this together. Check it out.

ABC monsters from La Pompadour on Vimeo.

Learn Your ABC's or Die Trying

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  • Hakk Wylde

    Haha! AGREED. We already started my 6 yr-old niece on Army of Darkness and Monster Squad. >.<