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Hey! You Smell That? Lionsgate is Breaking Wind at The Twilight Saga!

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Though it’s still a bit of a mystery to us how the teenage saga of beastiality and necrophilia known as The Twilight Saga ever became so popular in the first place, we are happy about one thing … the spoofs.

Look for Breaking Wind: Unrated Director’s Cut on March 27th.

From the Press Release
Fans of spoof films are in for a treat this March as Lionsgate premieres Breaking Wind: Unrated Director’s Cut on DVD, Digital Download and On Demand. From writer-director Craig Moss (The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It) comes a hilarious new film that parodies the Twilight saga. The comedy stars Heather Ann Davis (TV’s “The Lake”), Eric Callero (TV’s “Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles”), Frank Pacheco (TV’s “Wizards of Waverly Place”), Nic Novicki (HBO’s “Boardwalk Empire”), and Danny Trejo (Machete). The DVD debut also includes outtakes, deleted and extended scenes, and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

The love triangle of mortals, vampires, and werewolves must be cast aside when the beloved Bella is in danger. Again. This time a gang of bloodsucking newborns threatens her life, and the two loves of her life are forced to put their differences aside to save her. Again.

Hey! You Smell That? Lionsgate is Breaking Wind at The Twilight Saga!

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