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See Brooke Hogan Beat Off a Sea Monster in New 2-Headed Shark Attack Stills

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Oh, Brooke Hogan. So lovely. So shapely. You look so good sandwiched between the dual jaws of a giant-ass killer shark, blood pooling up around you in the water. The only thing that could make this any better is if your dad, Hulk Hogan, showed up to drop the leg (and have it bitten off) on this non-stop killing machine!

Below you’ll find three new stills from The Asylum’s 2-Headed Shark Attack from Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus director Chris Ray and screenwriter H. Perry Horton. Carmen Electra, Brooke Hogan, Charlie O’Connell, and a slew of nearly bare bodies star.

Synopsis
Survivors escape to a deserted atoll after a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster.

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  • Shambling_in_Bandages

    I just knew the photos couldn’t possibly live up to that headline, but I clicked the link anyway.

  • theGoldenSimatar

    Looks like it could be fun. I like the fact that practical effects are used and even if the film is cheesy; B films are always more enjoyable when there’s practical elements.

  • MonsterMash

    I can safely say that’s the worst practical f/x fake shark I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen Devilfish(with MST3K riffing on it to keep my sanity. I love that episode.). It’s just abysmal(did they buy two inflatable swimming pool sharks and tape them together?). I had hopes for this one, but it’s not looking good, that’s for sure. Here’s hoping Super Shark is as good as the trailer.