We can’t quite put our finger on why, but the cover art for Lionsgate’s new horror flick The Mortician has had us laughing uncontrollably since it entered our inbox. We don’t think that was the desired effect, but wow, are we friggin’ giddy!
From the Press Release
Home audiences are in for a thrill this winter as Lionsgate releases The Mortician to DVD, Digital Download and On Demand on February 14th, 2012. The urban thriller features GRAMMY® Winner Method Man (HBO’s “The Wire”), Dash Mihok (Punisher: War Zone), Wendell Pierce (HBO’s “Treme”) and David Jensen (I Love You Phillip Morris) with Dana Fuchs (Across the Universe) and Edward Furlong (The Green Hornet). An Official Selection at the Berlin International Film Festival, the film’s DVD debut also includes a special feature – “Autopsy: Dissecting The Mortician.”
A mortician (Method Man)’s life is changed when a woman’s body arrives to his table and stirs up memories of his past. While trying to pull himself together, he finds a young boy hiding in his morgue. The boy tells him that he’s only there to say goodbye to his dead mother because he’s on the run from his father, who wants him dead. Determined to help him, the mortician takes on the role of personal protector and will stop at nothing to end the cycle of abuse.
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