It All Makes Sense Now! Nicolas Cage IS a Vampire!

Steve Barton   |  

Sep 22, 2011

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For those of you wondering just what the method behind the madness of actor Nicolas Cage really is, a possible answer has come that may literally shake the foundations of our society as we know it. Nicolas Cage … is a vampire.

According to The Hollywood Reporter a Seattle based man was asking $1 million for what he says is a photo taken in 1870 of a Tennessee man that shows “a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.”

The headline read, “Nicolas Cage is a Vampire.”

As of September 22nd, eBay had a message that read, “This listing (260821098271) has been removed, or this item is not available” and advised those seeking the photo to “Please check that you’ve entered the correct item number” and “Listings that have ended 90 or more days ago will not be available for viewing.”

The seller insisted the photo was authentic and taken around the time of the Civil War. As of September 16th, he had 78 offers for the photo, all of which he had declined.

Stranger things have happened, right?

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