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Klanshark: The Great White Supremacist … Whoops! I mean Swamp Shark is the Syfy original movie about a shark loose in the Louisiana bayou that mostly eats black actors and the white women that love them. If you think my alternate title is dubious, read on and I’ll unveil the film’s hilarious Japanese release title.

Kristy Swanson, D.B. Sweeney, and Robert Davi star in this Syfy original about an illegal animal smuggler who mistakenly frees a voracious deep sea predator in a backwater Cajun swamp. As I noted in my review, this shark spends two thirds of the film curiously only eating African-Americans and white women involved in interracial romances and then tries to make amends for its prejudiced ways by only eating douchebags the world would be better off without.

Swamp Shark scored the highest rating of any Syfy original movie thus far this year when it premiered back in June, and now Screen Media Films has slotted G.E. Furst’s jawstacular ratings chomper for an October 11th DVD release. No word of any DVD extras. I’m hoping for an audio commentary track by a really pissed off Al Sharpton.

The Japanese will be getting the DVD release a month earlier on September 2nd. They’ll also be getting Swamp Shark under a different title. I have no idea what to make of this alternate title. Maybe because there’s a scene in the film where the shark jumps out of the water to chomp a guy they decided to call it Flying Jaws but because their Engrish isn’t very good they screwed up the spelling. Who knows? But their titling is quite hilarious nonetheless.

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Ellen Page and The Cured Come Home to VOD

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We’ve been talking about the new zombie flick starring Ellen Page entitled The Cured for quite some time now, and we’ll soon be able to sink our teeth into it courtesy of IFC Films.

The flick stars Page (Juno, Hard Candy), Sam Keeley (Anthropoid, In the Heart of the Sea), Tom Vaughan-Lawlor (Avengers: Infinity War, The Infiltrator), and Paula Malcomson (The Hunger Games trilogy, “Ray Donovan”) and is directed and written by David Freyne in his first feature film. Look for it in theaters and On Demand on February 23, 2018​.

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What happens when the undead return to life? In a world ravaged for years by a virus that turns the infected into zombie-like cannibals, a cure is at last found and the wrenching process of reintegrating the survivors back into society begins. Among the formerly afflicted is Senan (Sam Keeley), a young man haunted by the horrific acts he committed while infected. Welcomed back into the family of his widowed sister-in-law (Ellen Page), Senan attempts to restart his life—but is society ready to forgive him and those like him? Or will fear and prejudice once again tear the world apart? 

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We’re getting monstrous on Episode 74 of Brainwaves Horror and Paranormal Talk Radio as joining us will be award-winning artist, filmmaker, and creature designer Mike Hill, whose work you can see right now in a little film called The Shape of Water.

Join us this coming Wednesday, January 24th, at 8:00PM PT/11:00PM ET for all the shenanigans fit to be had!

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Let’s Play a Game… The Pig is here to create a whole new version of hell for all Survivors. Mentored by Jigsaw, she comes carrying Reverse Bear Traps into the Realm of the Entity. So if you’re gonna play, you have to accept that the stakes are high. The SAW Chapter comes with a New Killer (The Pig), a new Survivor (David Tapp), and a new Map (Gideon Meat Plant).

Jigsaw joins the previously released original killers alongside Freddy Krueger 2010, Michael Myers, and Leatherface.

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