I Know Who’d Like to Kill Her

I Know Who Killed Me (click for larger image)Me, that’s who.

I hate all of the media’s little princess whores. Paris, Nicole, Lindsey. You name them, I want to see them bound, gagged, and sacrificed to the dark gods. As a matter of fact, it pains me to have to even report on movies they’re starring in. Yet, I suffer for my craft. Sigh.

TunaFlix scored several pics from the latest Lohan snooze-fest I Know Who Killed Me. Hit up the link if you wanna see them, and while you’re at it, you can go check out a one-minute clip on AOL.

There. I’ve fulfilled my obligation as a horror journalist. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to check out some Britney Spears up-skirt pics. Thanks.

Uncle Creepy

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