Remember when STDs were on the harmless side of the fence? You’d get a rash, maybe some bumps. Suffer from fire pee™. Not anymore. As if you needed another reason to wear a rubber, New England Films has announced a safe haven for you frantically humping yahoos in its new release Safe Haven: Zombies in Hartford.
Practice safe sex or else you’ll become a zombie. Society suffers from some unexpected side effects when a miracle drug is created to cure all things deadly such as cancer, AIDS, and various STDs.
The plot raises some questions and offers some promise. However, the trailer looks like fairly standard indie zombie fair and makes only a passing swipe at any sexual elements of the story. We don’t like to pass judgement based solely on a trailer, but with not much else to go on, we’ll have to settle for what we have.
If this is up your alley and you are in the area, you can check out the June 30th premiere in Hartford, CT (details here).
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