Duke Nukem Experiences Shrinkage – Sex Toy Sales Soar!

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What do cold water, stage fright, and Duke Nukem Forever have in common … Shrinkage! Shrinkage is the excitingly small new trailer from the folks at 2K Games and Gearbox. Shrinkage proves two important things. One, that Duke is the baddest mofo in gaming. Who else could be the size of an index finger and still pack a powerful punch … Duke can!

Secondly, and possibly most important, the Duke Nukem Forever’s Shrinkage video will finally put to bed the awful adage that size matters because OBVIOUSLY good things can come in small packages.

Duke Nukem Forever will now explode at retail on June 10, 2011, internationally and June 14, 2011, in North America on the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system and Windows PC.

Duke Nukem Experiences Shrinkage - Sex Toy Sales Soar!

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