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Tales from The Whorehouse of Horror Too Sexy for Kickstarter

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After being deemed too explicit for Kickstarter, the comic Tales from The Whorehouse of Horror from creators Yakov Levi and Jeffrey Scott has moved to Indiegogo in all its uncensored glory.

TALES FROM THE WHOREHOUSE OF HORROR
The comic too sexy for Kickstarter…

Welcum to The Red Light District of the Cemetery, a place where the ghouls go wild, vampires suck more than just blood, and every pervert can howl at the full moon together. This is Tales from The Whorehouse of Horror!

Previously raising almost $700 in 8 days on Kickstarter, we were deemed too sexy to continue. But after being kicked in the balls by Kickstarter, we weren’t going to let the door hit us in the ass on the way out! So we cum to you, Indiegogo, to present the comic we love and have worked so damn hard on (and the work gave us a damn hard-on). Censorship won’t win this time! But what exactly is Tales from The Whorehouse of Horror, you ask (besides fucking awesome)?

A labor of love, Tales from The Whorehouse of Horror covers the entire anals, er, annals (no poon, er, pun, intended) of modern horror, from the classic “TALES FROM THE CRYPT” comics of the 1950s to the current “AMERICAN HORROR STORY” series of today. Add to that the best elements of porn history, from your Dad’s vintage (and sticky) “PENTHOUSE” collection to your well-worn Blu-ray of “TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP,” and you’ve got quite the package. Tales from The Whorehouse of Horror is the first in a new genre of entertainment: WHORROR (Whore+Horror=Whorror).

What WHORROR-IBLE stories will Issue #1 contain? Glad you asked!

WET SCREAM
A man’s wet dream turns into a nightmare – and the cum-guzzling demon in those nightmares wants to enter our world! Inspired by the writings of HP LOVESHAFT! (Click here to read this tale for free!)

‘HO’RROR HIGHWAY
A ghostly highway hooker steals a man’s $50 without giving him the blowjob he paid for. The client is determined to hunt down this ghost whore and get what’s owed to him, even if it means becoming a ghost himself!

​THE MUMMY’S BONER
King Touch-N-Kummin died with a hard-on over 4000 years ago and his penis has not been disturbed since… until now, when 3 slutty girls decide to take sexy selfies with it during a museum visit. The curse of the mummy’s boner has been stirred to life, and the mummy will not rest until he takes each of these girls’ souls to his eternal harem in the Egyptian afterlife!

THINGS THAT GO SLURP IN THE NIGHT
It’s the wee hours of night, it’s dark, and a stranger is sucking your dick under the bedsheets! Don’t ask questions, and absolutely do not turn on the lights! You’ll sleep with one eye open after reading this one!

Mystery Tale for Backers’ Eyes Only
The 5th tale is too tantalizing, too crude, too flat-out controversial for just any ol’ person to see. Only backers will get a glimpse inside! Hell, we can’t even let you see the cover!

Coming in at 80 pages, this is a lot of book for your buck, not to mention the free online access to our entire catalogue. But of course, for those who are really into WHORROR, we have plenty of perks.

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Freddy’s Greatest Hits Vinyl Re-issue Is a Must-Own

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Strange Disc Records has just announced that it will be releasing “Freddy’s Greatest Hits – The Elm Street Group” on vinyl starting this Wednesday with pre-orders expected to ship in January 2018.

Not only that but Mondo announced they will be releasing an exclusive variant pressed on “Freddy Sweater” striped vinyl. This LP from Mondo is limited to 400 and will cost you $25.

For those who might not know, “Freddy’s Greatest Hits” was originally released in 1987. The record contains nine tracks (covers, originals, and instrumentals) with Robert Englund doing the voice of Freddy over the top.

I don’t know about you but this has just made my list of must-own items. But I’d prefer an original copy. That said an original copy is probably hundreds of buck on eBay as opposed to this version for a mere $25 bucks. Not bad.

You can check out the full track listing and a sample song below. Then make sure to hit us up and let us know if you’ll be snagging a copy in the comments below!

Track Listing

1. “Do The Freddy”
Freddy and the Dreamers cover, as well as a parody.
The lyrics were changed to fit Freddy Krueger persona and elements

2. “Obsession”
original song

3. “Wooly Bully”
Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs cover.
Freddy (Robert Englund) provides the opening lyrics.

4. “Don’t Sleep”
original song

5. “In The Midnight Hour”
Wilson Pickett cover

6. “All I Have To Do Is Dream”
Everly Brothers cover

7. “Dance or Else”
original song

8. “Down in the Broiler Room”
original song

9. “Elm Street Dreams”
original song

Pre-orders begin Wednesday, November 22.

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That is One Gigantic Steampunk Squid…

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Perhaps one of the greatest sci-fi adventures novels ever written, Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was a landmark book, one that was decades ahead of its time. The story follows the crew of the Nautilus, a submarine commanded by Captain Nemo, as they venture in search of a giant sea monster. It was the basis for several film adaptations and the character of Captain Nemo played a pivotal role in the graphic novel series The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

So why am I bringing this up, you ask? Because Tor Books is releasing Nemo Rising, a sequel, this Christmas! Written by C. Courtney Joyner, the story once again follows Nemo, although this book sees him a prisoner that must be pardoned by President Ulysses S. Grant in order to face an onslaught of more sea monsters.

Normally, I wouldn’t bother you all with this, but I happen to have a soft spot in my heart for 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and the cover art for the book is fucking epic! I’ve always been a fan of cephalopods, and I’ve found the steampunk aesthetic to be pretty fascinating. Combine them both along with giant monsters, and you damn well better believe that I’m 100% into it! Plus, it’s wrapped itself around the Nautilus, which is already a giant vessel, so now I’m wondering just how large these mechanical monstrosities are…

Nemo Rising will be released on hardcover from Tor Books on December 26, 2017.

Synopsis:
Sea monsters are sinking ships up and down the Atlantic Coast. Enraged that his Navy is helpless against this onslaught and facing a possible World War as a result, President Ulysses S. Grant is forced to ask for assistance from the notorious Captain Nemo, in Federal prison for war crimes and scheduled for execution.

Grant returns Nemo’s submarine, the infamous Victorian Steampunk marvel Nautilus, and promises a full Presidential pardon if Nemo hunts down and destroys the source of the attacks. Accompanied by the beautiful niece of Grant’s chief advisor, Nemo sets off under the sea in search of answers. Unfortunately, the enemy may be closer than they realize…

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Filming On Blumhouse’s Halloween Pushed to January

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Looks like filming on Blumhouse’s upcoming sequel to John Carpenter’s Halloween from Danny McBride and David Gordon Green has been pushed back a few months.

Not a huge deal, though. Only till January.

Filming on Halloween (2018) was supposed to begin this October (natch) but now it seems the film still has some cast to fill out.

The news comes to us via a South Carolina casting agency, The Island Packet, who are still seeking extras for the new film. In fact, if you are from the South Carolina area, you can be an extra in the film. Just click the link above for more details.

I wish I lived in or around South Carolina because being in this new Halloween would be a f*cking dream come true. If you’re in the area, get on it. You owe it to the rest of us! Haha?

How excited would you be to be an extra in this new Halloween? Let us know below!

Blumhouse’s Halloween is directed by David Gordon Green from a script he co-wrote with Danny McBride. The film stars Jamie Lee Curtis and Judy Greer and is executive produced and scored by John Carpenter.

Halloween (2018) hits theaters Oct. 19, 2018.

Synopsis:

Jamie Lee Curtis returns to her iconic role as Laurie Strode, who comes to her final confrontation with Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago.

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