Being dead, or even undead, has lots of little annoyances such as the smell of decay. Yep, there’s no getting around it – no amount of pine tree air fresheners in the world can successfully mask the musk of rotting flesh. On the positive side, though, you’ll have a never-ending boner that’s guaranteed to satisfy all the necrophilic ladies out there! Huzzah!
A stinky new clip from the upcoming horror, mystery, comedy Dylan Dog: Dead of Night just debuted online, and we have it right here for you. Dig on it below.
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night will be in theatres on April 29th courtesy of Freestyle Releasing. The film, directed by Kevin Munroe, stars Brandon Routh, Sam Huntington, Anita Briem, Taye Diggs, Kyle Russell Clements, Peter Stormare, and Olympic grappler Kurt Angle.
In the movie Dylan Dog (Brandon Routh) is forced back into his nightmare investigations after he is approached by a woman who claims to have seen her father brutally murdered by a mysterious creature. With his street smarts, his gun, and a set of paranormal weapons, Dylan attempts to restore order both above and below ground.
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night is a new horror/comedy film based on one of the world’s most popular comics (60 million copies worldwide). Brandon Routh stars as Dylan Dog, world famous private investigator specializing in affairs of the undead. His PI business card reads “No Pulse? No Problem.” Armed with an edgy wit and carrying an arsenal of silver and wood-tipped bullets, Dylan must track down a dangerous artifact before a war ensues between his werewolf, vampire and zombie clients living undercover in the monster infested backstreets of New Orleans.
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