Jessica Biel About to Engage in Total Recall

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Jessica Biel, Total RecallMore possible casting news coming in for Columbia Pictures’ remake of Total Recall. We’re getting closer to having a female lead, folks. Let’s just hope that she has three boobs. We love the extra boob. It’s like a warm snuggly friend.

Variety is reporting that Jessica Biel (pictured right) is circling a role opposite Colin Farrell in the flick. Sony has offered her the part, but no discussions are under way. It’s unclear which character she would play. We’re still hoping for the one with the aforementioned three boobs.

The original 1990 movie, based on the Philip K. Dick story We Can Remember It for You Wholesale, was about a man haunted by a recurring dream of journeying to Mars who comes to believe he is a secret agent and ends up on a Martian colony while the new story involves nation states Euromerica and New Shanghai.

Total Recall is being directed by Len Wiseman and produced by Neal Moritz and his Original Film banner. The redux will be landing in theatres on August 3rd, 2012.

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