Dare you look upon The Taint in the comfort of your own home? Do you have the unadulterated balls to stare into its dark abyss? Well, for just a few bucks you can do so now by ordering The Taint on VHS, DVD, or get your hands on the complete package which figures a vinyl sticker of a skull formed by cocks!
Just head on over to the online Taint store and pick your damned poison! See the video below for a sampling of the goods. Do yourself a favor … don’t hesitate! Reach in and grab your Taint RIGHT NOW!
Directed by filmmaking duo Drew Bolduc and Dan Nelson, The Taint stars Drew Bolduc, Colleen Walsh, Cody Crenshaw, and Kenneth Hall. There’s so much we could say right now but holy shit does what you’re about to see speak for itself.
The Taint is an intellectual experience. It is a violent and misogynistic film about violence, misogyny, and entertainment. It will poison the minds of men and turns them into raging misogynists who want nothing more than to crush women’s heads with rocks. It features sadistic violence, gratuitous sexual content, and scenes of spellbinding dramatic interest. It also contains more cock explosions than any other movie ever. It’s the ultimate sexually-frustrated-male-nerd-emotional-masturbation-release film, done in the style of an 80’s horror-comedy.
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