American Idol Contestants Flee Haunted House. No Really!

No, we’re not talking about their next spooky-themed Ford TV commercial; we’re talking actual spirits here. The real undead McCoys! Spirits who were not happy to have company in their Beverly Hills mansion! Yep, it’s days like this that I really love my job.

According to the pillar of journalistic integrity known as TMZ, the supernatural shenanigans began after contestants complained about bizarre flickering lights inside the house, followed by a spooky spider infestation, followed by a leaky roof caused by last Sunday’s bout of extreme weather.

But the paranormal activity that sent the contestants over the edge happened last week when several of America’s new crooning darlings claim they watched a bed sheet suddenly take on a life of its own and FLOAT down an empty hallway. Sources connected with the production told TMZ that the contestants FREAKED OUT and demanded to move … and “Idol” producers obliged.

The idols have been moved to an undisclosed location. My best guess for the haunting? Even the dead can’t stand how pitchy Naima is.

American Idol Contestants Flee Haunted House. No Really!

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