From the WTF Department: Trailers for The VelociPastor and Violent Starr
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Think you’ve seen it all? How about a man of God who transforms into a dinosaur to battle ninjas? What about a sexy space pirate battling Michael Berryman’s planetoid head? Don’t act like you don’t want to know more about The VelociPastor and Violent Starr.
The VelociPastor turns into a dinosaur and realizes his power might be used for good, albeit violent murderous good. In addition to having to wrestle with his convictions, this “man of the clawth” also has to wrestle with ninjas – lots and lots of ninjas.
Produced, directed, written, and edited by Brendan Steere, VelociPastor stars Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, and Fernando Pacheco de Castro featuring Aurelio Voltaire as “Altair.”
Look for this one sometime later this year or early next year; whenever the Lord decides. In the meantime, behold the trailer.
From dino hell to the depths of space, writer-director Oliver Tietgen is about to bring us the sexy stellar adventures of Violent Starr.
Violent Starr (Bianca Bradey) is a female space pirate who ascends to be a hero through an artifact of a legendary warrior. She fights against The Godmichael (Michael Berryman), which is a huge, evil, godlike head – floating in space.
This one looks to have everything you could possibly want in an adult space opera:
- Lots of practical effects
- Squid-faced aliens
- Scantily-clad heroines
- Laser and space ship battles
- Random acts of lesbianism
And, of course, Michael Berryman’s giant disembodied head going all Sinistar on the galaxy. The hills may have his eyes, but the whole universe got the rest of his head.
Violent Starr is just ramping up production, but we’ve already got a teaser trailer showcasing the spectacle to come.
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