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Robert Rodriguez Unleashes Kobe Bryant’s Black Mamba

NikeThere are so many things wrong with the above headline that it’s hard to even know where to begin. Still, we press on in the name of horror journalism and overall insanity!

Below you’ll find the full short for Robert Rodriguez’s The Black Mamba, which has been commissioned and released by Nike. Coming in at a runtime of around six (full of grindhouse style goodness) minutes, The Black Mamba stars Kobe Bryant, Danny Trejo (of course), Bruce Willis and Kanye West.

Dig on it below, and don’t be surprised if a feature-length version ends up haunting a theatre near you. Stranger things have happened. In other news, yes, Danny Trejo is still very much Mexican.


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  • Vanvance1

    Silly me. I thought (for a minute) that we’d have black men on screen who didn’t say ‘motherfucker’. I guess that is impossible.

    Waste of time. I’m losing faith in Rodriguez. He didn’t handle the Predator franchise well and Machete was disappointing. I hope he goes back to trying to make his own movies as opposed to aping those he admires.

    • GJW

      Kanye blew the fuck up. That’s a win!!

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  • Terminal

    It was okay.
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    • GJW

      You know you loved it. I heard you cheering when Kanye exploded all the way here in Pitt!!

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      I’m not gonna kill you. Your job will be to tell the rest of them that death is coming for them, tonight. Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.

  • GJW

    I was kind of in fear of even clicking on this link after reading the “headline”.
    WOW. I’m not an NBA fan. I can NOT stand the overrated talentless schmuck that is Kanye. But this…..was pretty fucking entertaining. Hahahaha.

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    I’m not gonna kill you. Your job will be to tell the rest of them that death is coming for them, tonight. Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.