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Website Open for Return of the Killer Shrews! Scientists Baffled!

Can’t wait to get your next fix of the killer shrews? Then you are a sick, sick person who really needs to shut down the PC and go outside for a little while and get some fresh air. Or just be the horror junkie that you are and surf the web for more shrew madness!

The official Return of the Killer Shrews website has been launched and is awaiting your perusal! Giddy that such an online destination exists? Then become a fan of Return of the Killer Shrews on Facebook!

Directed by Steve Latshaw, Return of the Killer Shrews stars John Schneider (of course), Jennifer Lyons, and in a neat turn of events, James Best, star of the 1959 original film.

The flick’s in production now. Look for more soon. Dig on the first bit of artwork and the extended plot crunch below.

Synopsis
A TV Reality Show hires CAPTAIN THORNE SHERMAN (James Best) and his boat to cargo supplies to the deserted offshore island they’re using as a filming location. Thorne would have normally refused the job because he’s been to that island before and stills sees it in his nightmares. Unfortunately, he needs the money and he’s not getting much business these days. Together with his first mate ROOK (Rick Hurst), they sail — to a place Thorne Sherman never wanted to see again as long as he lived: the island of the KILLER SHREWS.

As the TV crew and two-fisted animal expert JOHNNY RENO (John Schneider) shoot their reality show, some of the cast and crew go missing, attacked and eaten in a bloody feeding frenzy by strange creatures. But tough as nails Producer STELLA, sleazy Director WILLARD and manipulative Writer LENORA couldn’t care less about the human cost. They are ruthlessly focused on getting their show in the can, regardless of the body count. Only cute young camera operator MICKEY (Jennifer Lyons) and her on-again off-again boyfriend SAM grow concerned about their vanished friends. And Captain Thorne grows uneasy. Only he knows that the island holds hidden danger. Only he knows why people are dying. Once again, the place is crawling with giant Killer Shrews, the result of a 50-year-old experiment gone terribly wrong. And time is running out to get off the island before they all turn into bloody Shrew bait.

Website Open for Return of the Killer Shrews! Scientists Baffled!

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  • Cinemascribe

    Ironically, this is one of those instances where -despite the fact that the sequel will probably be a low rent cheesefest in it’s own right- unless it has a production budget of about five bucks, it will inevitably be better than the original.

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