Team Unicorn Teaches Us the Safest Way to Spend Christmas with the Dead

You know I was just sitting here wondering … “If a zombie outbreak should occur right now, would I have time to save my holiday pies?” While it may seem trivial to most, many of us holiday bakers out there put a lot of time into our flaky pipin’ hot treats. The dead have a way of really screwing shit up, ya know? Good thing for us Team Unicorn is there with a new instructional video!

That’s right, kids! Some of the lovely ladies of Team Unicorn — Rileah Vanderbilt, Michele Boyd, Milynn Sarley, and Clare Grant — have put together a video to help us all through the holidaze – A Very Zombie Holiday!

Keep your eyes keen, and you’ll even spot a couple of familiar genre faces shambling around with the undead including Tom Holland! Dig on it below, and be thankful that the season has been saved! Bless you, Team Unicorn. The world is now a better place because of YOU!

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