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Extraterrestrial Life Found and Confirmed? NASA to Hold Press Conference!

Yes, you read that headline correctly, and we’re not kidding with you either. While we spend most of our time talking about fictitious things involving monsters, ghosts, and aliens, it’s always interesting when something rooted in reality comes to light that we just can’t ignore. You never know … this coming Thursday … life as we know it may change.

NASA just released the following press release:

“WASHINGTON — NASA will hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, December 2, 2010, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution, and future of life in the universe.

The news conference will be held at the NASA Headquarters auditorium at 300 E St. SW, in Washington. It will be broadcast live on NASA Television and streamed on the agency’s website.

Participants are:

  • Mary Voytek, director, Astrobiology Program, NASA Headquarters, Washington
  • Felisa Wolfe-Simon, NASA astrobiology research fellow, U.S. Geological Survey, Menlo Park, Calif.
  • Pamela Conrad, astrobiologist, NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, Greenbelt, Md.
  • Steven Benner, distinguished fellow, Foundation for Applied Molecular Evolution, Gainesville, Fla.
  • James Elser, professor, Arizona State University, Tempe

    Media representatives may attend the conference or ask questions by phone or from participating NASA locations. To obtain dial-in information, journalists must send their name, affiliation, and telephone number to Steve Cole (e-mail here) or call 202-358-0918 by noon, December 2nd.”

    How will this newly discovered Astrobiological Discovery impact our lives? Well, it’s unlikely that anyone will be asking anyone else to take us to their leader, but you have to admit this is pretty damned exciting. Are we alone? Tell us what you think below.

    Extraterrestrial Life Found and Confirmed? NASA to Hold Press Conference!

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    • Terminal

      Viral bullshit, nice try guys. But fun either way.
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      “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

      • Uncle Creepy

        Ummm … no seriously. This has nothing to do with any movies at all. Look it up for yourself.

        • GJW

          Correct:

          http://www.nasa.gov/

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        • Terminal

          My Mistake. I just assume a lot of wild news is viral these days. Damn Cloverfield.
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          “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

          • ChaosWeaver

            That was my first thought too…it wasn’t until CNN ran a quick blurb about it did my doubts get erased…

            Fingers crossed for little green men, or even wierd-ass animals on another planet/moon, but in all likelyhood, it’s probably just going to be bacteria or something

    • Vanvance1

      Infinite Universe.
      Infinite combinations of matter and energy.
      Eventually life.

      It does make sense. If we’re here I don’t see why there can’t be other living entities out there. But I sincerely doubt they will be little grey men who butt rape Whitley Streiber.

    • Uncle Creepy

      All I know is that if see one owl outside of my bedroom window we’re running for the hills!

      • GJW

        Just hang with the crows yo…..you’ll be safe!!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQvWPCBNIhA

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        “Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.”

    • GJW

      Wow. JUST in time before an impending budget cut.

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      “Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.”

      • Gus Bjork

        :) They had to beat Wikileaks to the punch maybe?