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These Triassic Attack Clips Will Give You A Dinosaur Boner

Today might be Thanksgiving, but the real turkey may not be arriving until Saturday night when Syfy premieres its newest magnum opus, Triassic Attack, an astounding tale of absurdist terror about a Native American curse that brings museum dinosaur skeletons to murderous life and terrorize a small university town.

The tongue-in-cheek creature feature marks the feature film directing debut of “Eureka” star Colin Ferguson. Triassic Attack may very well be the silliest movie Syfy has ever concocted, and that’s saying something just a few weeks removed from the premiere of Sharktopus. This one is either going to be gloriously fun bad or just plain awful bad.

Syfy has posted two short clips in anticipation of this weekend’s premiere. The first clip unfortunately ends before we find out what happens when a T-Rex skeleton attempts to eat a cow. The second reveals why a Velociraptor skeleton playing chicken with a jeep is probably not a good idea.

Triassic Attack roars to bony life this Saturday night on Syfy at 9/8 Central. It must be seen to be believed.

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