The Fashion Conscious Undead Abound in Abercrombie & Zombie

Up to this point we’ve seen just about every iteration of the undead imaginable. Or at least we thought we did. But alas … it looks as if at least one flesh-eater is poised to walk the fashion runway! That’s right, kids! Get ready to experience the antics of the first undead supermodel in the new zom-com Abercrombie & Zombie.

According to Shock Till You Drop Daniel Hansford (Bronson) is producing the flick, working with a script from Joanne Reay (Gallowwalker). Scott Weintrob (Top Gear) will be in the director’s chair.

Dig on the plot crunch below.

ABERCROMBIE & ZOMBIE: The Life and Death and Death of America’s First Zombie Supermodel is a tribute film to one of the greatest heroes of the Undead civil rights movement.

For too long, zombies were seen as second-class social dead-beats. Decades of struggle ensued before gray-skins gained a voice in politics, music and film. But it took a very special person to rise up from the grave and take on the greatest challenge of them all.

That person was born Norris Whiffle, a reality-show wannabe who died during an ambitious audition for Survivor. When Norris returned, he changed his name to Vincent Vango, in honor of that great Hispanic painter (yeah, we know) who didn’t find fame until after his death.

And so began the pursuit of his new dream – to become America’s first zombie supermodel. He may not have had much of a face. Nor much of a body remaining. But dammit, Vincent had balls.

We’ll keep you posted if this one makes it to principal photography.

Even scarier? This chicks in the below image are NOT already members of the living dead! Eat a fucking cheeseburger for god’s sake!

The Fashion Conscious Undead Abound in Abercrombie & Zombie

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  • Vanvance1

    What do you expect from an industry run by pedophile homosexuals?

    The big irony is that people who have no interest in women are determining how modern women think they should look.