Grab Your Joysticks – Splatterhouse Babe Heads to Playboy!

In a world in which scantily clad chicks cos-play to the delight of teens across the country and people are caught jacking off to dancing night elves in World of Warcraft, is it any wonder that a virtual babe is making it to the pages of an adult magazine?

That’s right, kids, tomorrow Namco’s Splatterhouse will be hitting video game retailers everywhere, and the game’s star babe, Jennifer Willis, will appear in the December issue of Playboy Magazine as Miss Splatterhouse. We’re thinking that there will certainly be a lot of splatter on these images, and it’s probably not going to be blood. Check out a sample below.

Splatterhouse follows college student Rick Taylor as he embarks on a mission to rescue his girlfriend, Jennifer, who has disappeared after entering a mysterious run-down mansion inhabited by an elusive scientist, Dr. West.

Confronted by otherworldly horrific abominations under Dr. West’s control, Rick turns to a mystical sentient mask that promises to give him the power to reunite with his beloved Jennifer. Full of desperation, Rick dons the “Mayan Terror Mask” and is transformed into a raging juggernaut, unleashing unadulterated violence and destruction on anything that stands in his way.

Splatterhouse will be available throughout North America for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 system November 23, 2010, with an ESRB rating of “M” for Mature and an MSRP of $59.99. Expanding on the accessibility of the Splatterhouse brand, the classic version of the game will launch on mobile around the same time, including iPhone, JAVA, BREW, RIM and Windows Mobile.

Be sure to pre-order your copy of Splatterhouse from the Evilshop.

Grab Your Joysticks - Splatterhouse Babe Heads to Playboy!

Grab Your Joysticks - Splatterhouse Babe Heads to Playboy!

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  • The Woman In Black

    That’s just … weird. And kind of creepy, no?

    • Pestilence

      They also did one a few years ago with a load of video game characters, like Rayne from Bloodrayne. Just a very… silly idea, I think, LOL.

    • Vanvance1

      I just see it as somewhat pointless. But then I never saw any sexuality in a blow up doll either.

      I like my women made of flesh (though there’s something to be said for adding a dollop of silicone in the right place).