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Foywonder’s Saw 3D Rambling Audio Rant

After a long day capped off with late three-dimensional torture porn absurdity, and with no Uncle Creepy around to record an immediate Saw-centric Foycast, I jotted down a few talking points to guide me as I sat down to record what I intended to be a brief solo audio review of Saw 3D that ended up a 17-minute rant of me rambling (at times only semi-coherently) about how mentally challenged this latest sequel is and how far gone the whole franchise has become.

If it’s Halloween, it must be Saw. Yeah, well, I think it’s about time a lot of us trick or treaters rose up and took our holiday movie season back from this infernal franchise. Let my words beckon your call to arms. We would not like to play this game anymore.

Listen if you dare … or if you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life for the next 17 minutes. Click on the image below to let the fireworks begin!

WARNING: LISTEN AT OWN RISK! SPOILERS ABOUND!

Foywonder's Saw 3D Rambling Audio Rant

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  • LifeMi

    Looking back at the Saw series, I would rank them as follows…
    SAW 3.5 out of 5
    SAW VI 2.5 out of 5
    SAW III 2 out of 5
    SAW II 2 out of 5
    SAW V 2 out of 5
    SAW IV 1.5 out of 5
    SAW 3D 1 out of 5

  • Genrewriter

    You lasted longer in this series than I did, Foy. I bailed after I watched the third one, went online real fast and saw the fourth one was coming. My internal B.S. meter was triggered. What can I say?

    Saw VIII in Space with Oompa-Loompas might work, though.

  • Katsumi

    So I’m listing to your thing, and you was talking about the traps, and it had me wanting to asked, have you noticed a lot of the traps are repeated in the last two from the other movies?

    Ummm the whole idea of Jigsaws traps where thrown out the window at the end of three beginning of four, or is it just me that noticed Hoffmans traps where like never winnable.

    Coming from a female perspective I think who ever made this movie also might have had some kind problems cause umm like all the chicks died being stabbed by sharp things down their throat.. And on that note I found myself cheering on the chicks who was dying.

    Gibson was an idiot. I was kind of happy with what happened to him.

    The dude who played Dr.Gordon seemed like he wasn’t really in to the movie, but I think that has to do with the fact that he said he thought Gordon had died

    Oh and umm can I get one of them Ompa-Lompa’s on order?

    And I should prolly just be quite now, I loved this actually and kind of agree with a lot of your points and I also think they still left some stuff that needed to be answered answered.

  • Vanvance1

    I was going to listen but somehow I’ve convinced myself that someday I will see numbers 4 through 7.

    As soon as I manage to forget just how bloody stupid 3 was. Sighs.