Machete Central – The Review, Interviews, and Everything Else You NEED to Know!

Alright, kids, the time has come. Just like we do with every big new release, we’ve taken our juiciest bits of coverage, this time for Machete, and assembled it in one kick-ass little spot so you have easy access to everything you could need all weekend pertaining to this grindhouse-style slaughterfest!

The film stars Jessica Alba (Sin City), Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (Fast & Furious), Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls), Cheech Marin (Once Upon a Time in Mexico), Jeff Fahey (“Lost”), Don Johnson, Steven Seagal (Under Siege), and of course Danny Trejo as the lead character. Look for it in theatres September 3rd, 2010.

The feature finds Machete (Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger; Padre (Marin), his “holy” brother; and April (Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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    Machete was pitch perfect, gory as hell littered with fun humor and wacky action scenes. It is also relevant on the issue of immigration for the politically inclined. Highly recommended. Danny is stone-cold brutal, Alba seemed like she was having some fun, Michelle R. was great as usual and looked hot in this.
    Any review you read where they start critiquing the film on details or acting have no idea the esthetic of the Grindhouse period and should be disregarded as an uneducated film-goer.