Alright, kids, the time has come. Just like we do with every big new release, we’ve taken our juiciest bits of coverage, this time for Machete, and assembled it in one kick-ass little spot so you have easy access to everything you could need all weekend pertaining to this grindhouse-style slaughterfest!
The film stars Jessica Alba (Sin City), Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (Fast & Furious), Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls), Cheech Marin (Once Upon a Time in Mexico), Jeff Fahey (“Lost”), Don Johnson, Steven Seagal (Under Siege), and of course Danny Trejo as the lead character. Look for it in theatres September 3rd, 2010.
The feature finds Machete (Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger; Padre (Marin), his “holy” brother; and April (Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
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|Read our Review of Machete|
|See ALL 29 Badass Artwork & Lobby Cards in our Gallery||Watch all of the Machete Clips.
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|Watch 3 Machete Trailers in Lego, orginal Grindhouse and the new big screen versions|
|Read the Jessica Alba & Michelle Rodriguez Interview|
|Read the Robert Rodriguez & Danny Trejo Interview|
|Make sure to check out our Full Coverage of Machete|
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