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Jaden Smith Joining the Monster Witness Relocation Program?

Jaden Smith Joining the Monster Witness Relocation ProgramWe here at Dread Central like Will Smith. He’s a hell of an actor and his son Jaden is well on his way to becoming one. Even if his last film in which Jackie Chan taught him Kung Fu instead of Karate was a bit confused title wise. Looks like the younger Smith has another flick on the way that will find him taking part in a Monster Witness Relocation Program.

According to Variety Disney has acquired the script Monster Witness Relocation Program from Michael Wilson and Ahmet Zappa and the project’s been set up at Will Smith’s Overbrook Entertainment and is being developed as a possible vehicle for The Karate Kid (KUNG FU, DAMN IT) star Jaden Smith, although as of press time Smith’s kid is not yet attached.

In 2005, Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer Films paid $1.5 million for film rights to Zappa’s then-unpublished novel Monstrous Memoirs of a Mighty McFearless. That story concerns a young brother and sister who learn their family is part of a long line of monster hunters.

Look for more soon.

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  • Uncle Creepy

    If you expand your horizons beyond Men in Black and Bad Boys you’ll see that yes, Smith, can act.

    Ali, The Pursuit of Happyness, Six Degrees of Separation, all great performances.

    • Terminal

      No, Nein, and Nyet.
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      “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

    • LivingDeadPunk

      He’s also a charming motherfucker with oodles of on-screen charisma. I’ll never understand the hate, though, I, myself, will always hold a grudge against him for being involved with I Am Legend.

      • Terminal

        It’s too bad he never did a rap anthem for “I Am Legend” where he dances with the zombie vampires like he did with “Men in Black.” Smith only plays Smith. He doesn’t do anything else. I’d love to see him give an actual good performance, personally. Maybe playing a villain where he’s more open to not offending people.
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        “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

        • DavidFullam

          “Smith only plays Smith. He doesn’t do anything else. I’d love to see him give an actual good performance, personally. Maybe playing a villain where he’s more open to not offending people.”

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  • Terminal

    Will Smith a hell of an actor? Seriously?
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    “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  • DavidFullam

    “We here at Dread Central like Will Smith. He’s a hell of an actor and his son Jaden is well on his way to becoming one.”

    I sincerely hope you are being sarcastic.