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Piranha 3D Makes Bid for Oscar!

The early word is in! Piranha 3D is said to kick a tremendous amount of ass. Look for our review soon. Know what else kicks ass? The marketing for this flick. Ladies and gentleman … for your consideration …

Look for Piranha 3D in theatres on August 20th.

Synopsis
Jaws… lots and lots of jaws. From acclaimed director Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) comes the new action thriller PIRANHA 3D, in the latest eye-popping 3D technology. A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on beautiful Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents. But our heroine (Elisabeth Shue) is seriously outnumbered, and with only one chance to save the lake and her family from totally being devoured, she must risk everything to destroy the aquatic carnivores herself.

New Piranha 3D One-Sheet Showcases Jaws. Lots and Lots on Jaws.

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Steve Barton

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  • goblin310

    I seriously can’t stop laughing! lol

  • theGoldenSimatar

    If 3D grows and expands, wouldn’t be shocked if they add BEST 3D CINEMATOGRAPHY category….add an extra 15minutes onto the awards show.

  • GJW

    LOL……….that was fucking funny!!!!! And …Jessica Szohr,yum,the only reason I have watched 7 minutes of Regis in my lifetime.

  • The Buz

    Jerry O Connel is my hero.

    • Uncle Creepy

      And he’s a Hollywood Treasure!

      • The Buz

        He made a Slider’s reference. I about shit myself.

  • Uncle Creepy

    Seriously? Best thing I’ve watched all year.