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No Escape from Super Shark Attack on Land, Sea or Air

In the race to come up with the most outlandish maneating sea animal flick, it appears b-movie legend Fred Olen Ray is out to give Sharktopus a run for its money. As you’ll see in this “Shark Week” parody teaser trailer for his latest creature feature Super Shark Attack, this gigantic shark not only rules the ocean as the ultimate predator and can “Air Jaws” with the best of them, you won’t even be able to escape on shore now because this sucker can walk on dry land.

John Schneider may have survived Shark Swarm, but will he be “duke” enough to brave the “hazzard” of a walking land shark? Will Jimmie “JJ” Walker have enough “Dy-no-mite!” to defeat a super shark? Jerry Lacy (“Dark Shadows”), Tim Abell (“Soldiers of Fortune, INC”), Sarah Lieving (Beast of Bray Road), and a bevy of bikini babes are amongst the tasty morsels that could potentially fall victim to the jaws of a Super Shark Attack.

Undead Backbrain brings us the first word on Super Shark Attack from Fred Olen Ray (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Evil Toons), including a series of production stills to gawk at. Why don’t you take this moment to gawk at this campy teaser for Super Shark Attack.

No Escape from Super Shark Attack on Land, Sea or Air

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  • Genrewriter

    Fred Olen Ray, a giant killer shark that moves on land, this is a great thing to see first thing in the morning. I’m grinning from ear to ear right now.

  • TheDreamMaster

    Oh crap, this looks like it could be ridiculous fun. Love that the killer shark genre just won’t die, no matter how bad all the films are.

    http://oh-the-horror.com/

  • theGoldenSimatar

    OH MY GOD!!! IT’S SLOWLY WADDLING TOWARDS US!!!!!

  • James Coker

    HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD!! IT WALKS ON IT’s FINS!!

  • The Buz

    I cannot fucking believe that this exists.

    • Foywonder

      And that you’ll be waiting to watch it with baited breath!