New Vampires Suck Clip Introduces Us to Edward Sullen

And the train wreck just keeps on crashing. The first clip from the upcoming horror comedy Vampires Suck has hit online, and it looks every bit as good as everything else we’ve seen come before it. Excited?

Check out “the goods” from the flick coming to us from Twentieth Century Fox and Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo behind such recent “classics” as Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and the dreaded Meet the Spartans below.

Look for Vampires Suck in theatres on Wenesday(?) August 18th. Or … don’t.

Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

Dig on the clip below courtesy of Yahoo! Movies.

One-Sheet Debut: Vampires Suck

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Steve Barton

You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be.

  • Spaceshark

    I don’t know man, having to choose between this and the actual Twilight movies? I saw Eclipse and it was literally the most miserable ten hours of my life.

    • theGoldenSimatar

      I rather watch all three twilight films back to back and wear Twilight gear before watching this movie.

  • theGoldenSimatar

    Yes, taking the script from the original film, changing one letter of the names of the characters and a lame pop culture reference equals spoofing.

    *words drip heavily with sarcasm*