New Machete Image Shows Off Lindsay Lohan and Her Long Hard Friend

We don’t know why, but we’re really loving us some Lohan lately. Maybe it was the look of disbelief at her sentencing, or maybe it’s residual love left over from the freak fest I Know Who Killed Me, but she’s way on our radar! A new still of her handling some hardware in the flick Machete has surfaced, and we’re happy to bring you every inch of it!

The film stars Jessica Alba (Sin City), Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (Fast & Furious), Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls), Cheech Marin (Once Upon a Time in Mexico), Jeff Fahey (“Lost”), Don Johnson, Steven Seagal (Under Siege), and of course Danny Trejo as the lead character. Look for it in theatres September 3rd, 2010.

The feature finds Machete (Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger; Padre (Marin), his “holy” brother; and April (Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Check out the latest image below courtesy of Dutch site Film Totaal.

New Machete Image Shows Off Lindsay Lohan and Her Long Hard Friend

Lindsay Lohan Has a New Habit in This Machete Poster

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