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Ten Unsightly Sight Gags – Vampires Suck

More silliness from Fox’s vampire comedy(!) Vampires Suck to make you roll your eyes, groan, frown, pitch a fit, punch a tree, pull a lollipop out of the mouth of a small child and smash it on the ground in front of them, visit the local old folks’ home to hand out black balloons while dressed as the Grim Reaper, and of course volunteer for the neighborhood funeral home so you can have the pleasure of shaving the dead in time for their wake.

Check out some new stills from the flick coming to us from Twentieth Century Fox and Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo behind such recent “classics” as Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and the dreaded Meet the Spartans below. Oh, damned bit of cinema suckage … I cannot wait until Foy gets his hands on you.

Synopsis:
Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

According to Box Office Mojo the flick is still on track for its Wednesday(!?!) release date of August 18th.

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

Ten Unsightly Sight Gags - Vampires Suck

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Steve Barton

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    Someone, please…kill me.